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Artist who seek perfection in everthing are those who cannot attain it in anything.
(Eugene Delacroix 1798-1863)
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You paged Rodimus Prime with 'It's like a high school popularity contest. With people who have big cannons. And I'm the one that's gonna die.'.
Rodimus Prime (RP) pages: That's the way things go when you get noticed.
That really brought a smile to my face....really needed it since I have the cold and am stuck writing final semester papers.
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"What does not destroy me makes me strong...what attempts to destroy me shall be obliterated!" -BW Megatron
*Avatar by the masterful nkelsch [link]
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I have gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, keep me here.
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Holy crap, I joined a club! *TF-Obsessions
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A quote from the 9 to 5 working man and woman.
My favorite day of the week is Friday. Because it will always give me a special gift, and that is Saturday.
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!!????
*caves into a frenzy of mad confusion and mental blankness*
*PLOP* +FAV
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but hey man, so long as you got a smile in your face make doing these funnies all the more worth it. honestly it's my way of thankin ya for the positive suport.
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A quote from the 9 to 5 working man and woman.
My favorite day of the week is Friday. Because it will always give me a special gift, and that is Saturday.
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A quote from the 9 to 5 working man and woman.
My favorite day of the week is Friday. Because it will always give me a special gift, and that is Saturday.
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